{"id":977,"date":"2007-02-25T05:00:49","date_gmt":"2007-02-25T05:00:49","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"delerium","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/2007\/02\/delerium\/","title":{"rendered":"Delerium"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back when the babies had both been home for only a short time, Robyn and I were getting up at all hours of the night to feed them. Like all new parents, we were sleep-deprived. It was not unusual to be up for something like 20 hours day &#8211; especially once I returned to work since I was not napping during the day. <\/p>\n<p>One night, I think it was about 4AM or so, we were sitting down to feed both kids. I had just finished burping someone and was settling them back down to continue their bottle. My goal was to say something like, &#8220;step up to the plate&#8221; to whichever child I was holding, but in my delerious state, what came out was&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>[b]&#8221;Step up to the podium, Secretary of the Treasury&#8230;Life Cycle Team.&#8221;[\/b]<\/p>\n<p>Now, I understand where I was going with that, but Robyn just looked at me like I had completely lost it. I think I was so tired that, for just a second, I had actually fallen asleep and had begun to dream. Apparently this dream was about both the Secretary of the Treasury and a team that I deal with frequently at my work. I really don&#8217;t know&#8230;.In any case, Robyn asked me what I had just said and I was just annoyed that she didn&#8217;t get my meaning and had the gall to ask me about it at 4AM! I think I kind of came out of my stupor for a bit and we were able to laugh at it.<\/p>\n<p>We had another laugh about it tonight as we were reminiscing about some of our &#8220;adventures&#8221; over the past 5 years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back when the babies had both been home for only a short time, Robyn and I were getting up at all hours of the night to feed them. Like all new parents, we were sleep-deprived. It was not unusual to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/2007\/02\/delerium\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}