{"id":1094,"date":"2008-02-01T04:33:38","date_gmt":"2008-02-01T04:33:38","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"ahhhh-i-love-new-jersey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/2008\/02\/ahhhh-i-love-new-jersey\/","title":{"rendered":"Ahhhh&#8230;I love New Jersey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[url=http:\/\/www.barstoolsports.com\/article\/new_jersey_freakshows\/1958\/]This[\/url] is one of the strangest exhibitions of odd coloring and lip puckering that I have ever seen.<\/p>\n<p>Sometime in December, we actually ventured out to one of the local malls to pick up a few things. While I was looking around the men&#8217;s department of one of the department stores (I don&#8217;t remember which one&#8230;) I meandered into the more fashionable section and I ran into a gaggle of late-teen or early-twenty-something guys who actually looked almost as strange as the ones in those photos. They all wore some version of the baseball cap cocked just-so on their spikey hair. They all wore sparkly diamond studs in both ears and they all seemed very intent on finding just the right pair of jeans.<\/p>\n<p>I guess they are the New Jersey version of young [url=http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Metrosexual]metrosexuals[\/url].<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[url=http:\/\/www.barstoolsports.com\/article\/new_jersey_freakshows\/1958\/]This[\/url] is one of the strangest exhibitions of odd coloring and lip puckering that I have ever seen. Sometime in December, we actually ventured out to one of the local malls to pick up a few things. While I was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/2008\/02\/ahhhh-i-love-new-jersey\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1094","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1094"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1094\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/don.oninohana.com\/blog2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}