[url=http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/]This[/url] is one of the strangest exhibitions of odd coloring and lip puckering that I have ever seen.

Sometime in December, we actually ventured out to one of the local malls to pick up a few things. While I was looking around the men’s department of one of the department stores (I don’t remember which one…) I meandered into the more fashionable section and I ran into a gaggle of late-teen or early-twenty-something guys who actually looked almost as strange as the ones in those photos. They all wore some version of the baseball cap cocked just-so on their spikey hair. They all wore sparkly diamond studs in both ears and they all seemed very intent on finding just the right pair of jeans.

I guess they are the New Jersey version of young [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual]metrosexuals[/url].